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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

learnhowtoadult:

ug0beast:

oh-flightlessness:

I FEEL BETTER

I WAS JUST THINKING LAST NIGHT ABOUT THE FACT THAT I NEVER GOT MY HOGWARTS LETTER.

1984. :[

- Mike

I don’t care how stupid it is, this actually makes me feel betterr.

wilwheaton:

via /r/trollxchromosomes

wilwheaton:

via /r/trollxchromosomes

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

lion:

me

And you didn’t think I had anything in common with The Rock.

(Except brain-stuttering good looks, of course)

edwardspoonhands:

What is this?! I want to watch it!

Seriously!

It’s a scary world.

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist.
kellyangel:

I will take twenty. 

kellyangel:

I will take twenty. 

pleatedjeans:

via

Need!

pleatedjeans:

via

Need!