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What, that's not how you spend a Saturday evening?
  • Friend:

    Hey! What's up?

  • Me:

    Well, I was going to clean my house since I'm going to have guests. Instead I'm meticulously applying stickers to my keyboard with tweezers.

  • Friend:

    That sounds like something a programmer would do with her free time.

WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I GO TO A BOOKSTORE SALE

learnhowtoadult:

dukeofbookingham:

It’s like:

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Accurate.

- Mike

Better yet: friends of the library book sale.  All I can fit in a bag for $5?  Challenge accepted.

wilwheaton:

molly23:

isoldmysoultofilm:

the pinnacle of arnold’s career

California elected this dude to run the whole state.

Some of us weren’t fooled and did our best to not elect this jackass.

Disregarding the man himself, how can you not love this movie?

If you’ve ever sat next to someone on a plane who used your every move as an invitation to talk to you, congratulations: you now know what it’s like to be a woman.
libraryadvocates:

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry? 

I don’t think I’ve mentioned recently enough how much I love Librarians.

libraryadvocates:

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry? 

I don’t think I’ve mentioned recently enough how much I love Librarians.

wilwheaton:

micdotcom:

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I hate how much I love this show.

Somehow, this feels like Legends of the Hidden Temple.

My life in a nutshell.

lacigreen:

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

RAINBOW PUBES HERE I COME

I kinda want to grow my pubes back just for this.

coolator:

Batman v Superman looks amazing

Still better than Ben Affleck